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 (Your Child's Fantasy Restaurant) I'll start with the bologna and Cocoa Puffs, Fruit Roll-Ups, and a bowl of French Jelly soup. ...) |  Parental Training Course - Some Course Highlights - 1) Driving from Idaho to Louisiana in a sub-compact vehicle with a pack of wild dingos in the back seat. 2) Leading a bull safely through a china shop - using voice commands ONLY! 3) Meticulously grooming a flock of feeding vultures in less than 60 seconds using only a wet kleenex. |  "The nice thing about having kids at our age is that we've nearly got the same nap schedule." |  "I really think it's a boy. Why else would I turn off 'Masterpiece Theater' to hog the remote through a two-hour 'Wrestlemania'?" |
 (OB GYN office) "I may not know anything about genetics, but I know that I'm overdue and it's your side of the family that's always late for family functions." |  "That's a telecast of parade balloons used in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Your ultrasound images are over here." |  "Infertility hasn't been a problem for Ted and me. In fact, quite the opposite. We don't even hang our clothes in the same closet anymore." |  "Even the doctors were surprised at how involved you were in there. specially right near the end when you turned on the cd of the 'William Tell Overture'." |