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 "It's an agreement Arthur and I made - he agrees to stay home from the gym 2 nights a week, and I guarantee that he'll still burn over 300 calories each night." |  "Normally, things don't get me down. But lately, just getting out of bed has been difficult." |  "It was the only tent they could get on such short notice. Just watch your step around the trapeze rigging." |  "Well, it's a real tussle for the bouquet down there, but it looks like cousin Judy's got it. No, now the shark has it ..." |
 "I knew they were writing their own vows, but I expected quotes from Robert Frost poems, not the Geneva convention." |  "I heard it was good to use humor when you're having an argument." |  "When I asked you to put on some mood music, 'On Wisconsin' wasn't the mood I was going for." |  (Your Child's Fantasy Restaurant) I'll start with the bologna and Cocoa Puffs, Fruit Roll-Ups, and a bowl of French Jelly soup. ...) |