 "I'm going to assume that most of you - but not all of you- understand that this this session on 'masking' has to do with Photoshop." |  "Of course your current cell phone takes pictures, functions as a walkie-talkie and browses the internet. But does it shoot silly string?" |  "Ms. Lamont, how long have you been sending out bills listing charges for 'Freight,' 'Handling,' and 'Sales Tax,' as 'This,' 'That,' and 'The Other Thing'?" |  "It's an electronic wedding planner. It'll create your checklists and timetables, and after the ceremony it turns all the documents into confetti and throws it in your face." |