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"Frankly, the idea of an entirely wireless future scares me."
(The Tragedy of Poorly Written Slinky Documentation)
"It all started when I began surfing the web for 'Baked Alaska' and frozen custards."
(After installing OSX, Ned & Loretta Select The Computer's Background.)
"I'm going to assume that most of you - but not all of you- understand that this this session on 'masking' has to do with Photoshop."
"Of course your current cell phone takes pictures, functions as a walkie-talkie and browses the internet. But does it shoot silly string?"
"Ms. Lamont, how long have you been sending out bills listing charges for 'Freight,' 'Handling,' and 'Sales Tax,' as 'This,' 'That,' and 'The Other Thing'?"
"It's an electronic wedding planner. It'll create your checklists and timetables, and after the ceremony it turns all the documents into confetti and throws it in your face."