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 (Annals Of Wearable Computing -Women's Lingerie) "Do you have something with more bandwidth?" |  "So, someone's using your credit card info to buy stylish clothes, opera tickets and exercise equipment. In what way would this qualify as identity theft?" |  (The Annals of Wearable Computing - Data Storage Shoes) " I'll be right there. I just need to do a core dump into my shoe first." |  (After installing OSX, Ned & Loretta Select The Computer's Background.) |
 "I'm going to assume that most of you - but not all of you- understand that this this session on 'masking' has to do with Photoshop." |  "Of course your current cell phone takes pictures, functions as a walkie-talkie and browses the internet. But does it shoot silly string?" |  "Ms. Lamont, how long have you been sending out bills listing charges for 'Freight,' 'Handling,' and 'Sales Tax,' as 'This,' 'That,' and 'The Other Thing'?" |  "It's an electronic wedding planner. It'll create your checklists and timetables, and after the ceremony it turns all the documents into confetti and throws it in your face." |