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"See? I created a little felon figure that runs around our Web site hiding behind banner ads. On the last page, our logo puts him in a non lethal choke hold and brings him back to the home page."
"You want to know why I'm mad? I suggest you download my latest novel called, 'Why an Obsessive Control-Freak Husband Should Never Pick Out Bathroom Tile Without Asking His Wife First.'"
(HANK ORDERS IDEAS FOR HIS MYSTERY/HORROR NOVEL) "Well Shoot! This isn't a case of the willies, this is a case of the heebee jeebee's!"
"You can stop looking for cat. According to a Google search, he's in the basement behind the dryer."
"I think you're just jealous that I found a community of people online that worship the yam as I do, and you haven't."
"Our automated response policy to a large company wide data crash is to notify management, back up existing data and sell 90% of my shares in the company."
"Yes, Unicenter has an automated 'Help' function. Why?"
"A centralized security management system sounds fine, but then what would we do with the dogs?"