 "I can't really explain it but every time I animate someone swinging a golf club, a little divot of code comes up missing on the home page." |  "Well shoot -I know the animation's running a might too fast, but dang if I can find a 'mosey" function anywhere in the toolbox." |  "See? I created a little felon figure that runs around our Web site hiding behind banner ads. On the last page, our logo puts him in a non lethal choke hold and brings him back to the home page." |  "You want to know why I'm mad? I suggest you download my latest novel called, 'Why an Obsessive Control-Freak Husband Should Never Pick Out Bathroom Tile Without Asking His Wife First.'" |