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 "See? I created a little felon figure that runs around our Web site hiding behind banner ads. On the last page, our logo puts him in a non lethal choke hold and brings him back to the home page." |  "You want to know why I'm mad? I suggest you download my latest novel called, 'Why an Obsessive Control-Freak Husband Should Never Pick Out Bathroom Tile Without Asking His Wife First.'" |  "My God! I've gained 9 pixels!" |  "Why, of course. I'd be very interested in seeing this new milestone in the project." |
 (ANY AMOUNT WILL HELP) "And tell David to come in out of the hall. I found a way to adjust our project budget estimate." |  "Okay, enlarge the chicken bone by 900 percent and attach it to an email to the museum saying, 'Getting close...send more money.'" |  "He saw your laptop and wants to know if he can check his email." |  "We're much better prepared for this upgrade than before. We're giving users additional training, better manuals, and a morphine drip." |