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"You want to know why I'm mad? I suggest you download my latest novel called, 'Why an Obsessive Control-Freak Husband Should Never Pick Out Bathroom Tile Without Asking His Wife First.'"
(HANK ORDERS IDEAS FOR HIS MYSTERY/HORROR NOVEL) "Well Shoot! This isn't a case of the willies, this is a case of the heebee jeebee's!"
"He saw your laptop and wants to know if he can check his email."
"We're much better prepared for this upgrade than before. We're giving users additional training, better manuals, and a morphine drip."
"The kids are getting up right now. When we wired the house we added vibrating pager technology to their bunk beds."
"We take network security very seriously here."
"...so if you have a message for someone, you write it on a piec of paper and put it on their refrigerator. It's just until we get our email fixed."
(The Secret Room at Every Internet Service Provider) "I'll be right there. Let me just take care of this user. He's about halfway through a 3 hour download."