 (The Secret Room at Every Internet Service Provider) "I'll be right there. Let me just take care of this user. He's about halfway through a 3 hour download." |  "Okay - you were right, I was wrong. F5 opens the garage door, and F6 backs the car out." |  "I told Russel he should data model before we go any further." "May I speak to Kate Moss, please." |  "Hey - let's put scanned photos of ourselves through the ripple filter and see if we can make ourselves look weird." |