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 "Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE call-back!" |  (Resume - SWM seeks successful corporation for long term relationship.) "My sense is that you're personalizing your resume too much." |  (Computer Sciences Lab) "I'm sure there will be a good job market when I graduate. I created a virus that will go off that year." |  (Dog Catcher) "So what if you have a Ph.D. in physics? I used to have my own circus act." |
 "...faster than a speeding bullet...more powerful than a locomotive...hmm. Oh good, you type!" |  "First you play a G7 diminished chord followed by an augmented 9th chord, then a perverted 32nd chord ending with a mangled 11th chord with a recovering 3rd." |  "Okay, this time try not to take such a deep breath." |  "Very nice audition, Vince. Let's talk a minute about that little thing you do at the end with the microphone." |