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 "Well kid, if your resume's as good as your cover letter, you've got a place with this gang." |  "Do you think being able to play on a PS2 GameCube, and Xbox simultaneously could be considereda transferable skill?" |  (Doctor Runtlowe Found The Applicant's Cover Letter For Clinical Hypnotist To Be Mesmerizing) |  (Dear Ms. Heppner, I look forward to my interview for the position of Conservation Coordinator. I think my position on recycling stands on its own merit.) |
 (...although I've been at my present position for over 5 years, I'm ready for a change.) |  "Try this bow. The horsehairs came from a Triple Crown winner, so you may tend to rush the tempo a bit." |  "Hey Ed, wanna hear me play 'the shower scene from Psycho,' again?" |  (Edward Played A Mean Violin) "Your nose is too big, and your ears are grotesque." |