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 "I can let you have this one for $50, no strings attached." |  "Try this bow. The horsehairs came from a Triple Crown winner, so you may tend to rush the tempo a bit." |  "Hey Ed, wanna hear me play 'the shower scene from Psycho,' again?" |  (Edward Played A Mean Violin) "Your nose is too big, and your ears are grotesque." |
 "Apparently, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart had a younger brother named Dizzy Mozart, who was also a composer. Here's a symphony he wrote called, 'It Don't Mean A Thing If It Ain't Got That Vienna Symphony Orchestra.' " |  "I know he'd be happier in a job he didn't have to take home with him at night." |  (Tarzan Lord of the Dog Groomers.) "The whole jungle thing got too much for me after a while." |  (Psychic Hotline - Now Hiring) "We don't care where you see yourself in five years, as long as you can see where our clients will be." |