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 "Very nice audition, Vince. Let's talk a minute about that little thing you do at the end with the microphone." |  "Denise is a natural at helping me with the lyrics. She's been finishing my sentences for over 20 years anyway." |  "I can let you have this one for $50, no strings attached." |  "Try this bow. The horsehairs came from a Triple Crown winner, so you may tend to rush the tempo a bit." |
 "Hey Ed, wanna hear me play 'the shower scene from Psycho,' again?" |  (Edward Played A Mean Violin) "Your nose is too big, and your ears are grotesque." |  "Apparently, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart had a younger brother named Dizzy Mozart, who was also a composer. Here's a symphony he wrote called, 'It Don't Mean A Thing If It Ain't Got That Vienna Symphony Orchestra.' " |  "I know he'd be happier in a job he didn't have to take home with him at night." |