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 (Harriet's First Gig) "C'mon! Allegro vivace! Allegro vivace! We're selling ice cream not coffins!" |  "First you play a G7 diminished chord followed by an augmented 9th chord, then a perverted 32nd chord ending with a mangled 11th chord with a recovering 3rd." |  "Okay, this time try not to take such a deep breath." |  "Very nice audition, Vince. Let's talk a minute about that little thing you do at the end with the microphone." |
 "Denise is a natural at helping me with the lyrics. She's been finishing my sentences for over 20 years anyway." |  "I can let you have this one for $50, no strings attached." |  "Try this bow. The horsehairs came from a Triple Crown winner, so you may tend to rush the tempo a bit." |  "Hey Ed, wanna hear me play 'the shower scene from Psycho,' again?" |