 "Kid down here is practicing his drums |  "Why can't you play guitar like everyone else?" |  (On July 9th, 1983, Andres Segovia inexplicably began duck walking through the adagio section of Bach's Suite for Guitar.) |  "That's the third time tonight that's happened. They start out playing the blues, but by the end, everyone's playing a polka. I blame the new bass player from Milwaukee." |