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"Well, that's the last time we hire a high soprano to sing at the glassblower's convention."
(Porky And Bess) "B'da b'dab'dab'-Bess, you is my woman m'nam'nam'nam'nam' now
"Kid down here is practicing his drums
"Why can't you play guitar like everyone else?"
(On July 9th, 1983, Andres Segovia inexplicably began duck walking through the adagio section of Bach's Suite for Guitar.)
"That's the third time tonight that's happened. They start out playing the blues, but by the end, everyone's playing a polka. I blame the new bass player from Milwaukee."
(Suburban Blues Legends And Their Hit Records)
"Prozac may have saved his life, but it's killing his blues career."