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"He's a mix."
(Why Timid Families Shouldn't Pick Border Collies as Household Pets) "I have to go to the bathroom, Dad."
"Oh, she makes all sorts of origami designs, but always seems intent on starting with a bird base."
"I love the haphazard blotches, random patterns, and unexpected results of using watercolors. It's all the stuff I got with my computer but didn't want."
(Naomi channels her eating disorder through watercolor painting.) "I'm working from the spicy side of the color wheel, blending ketchup red and cheddar cheese yellow to get the orange sorbet highlights on the hot dog colored barn."
"I don't know about your oil, but the goulash you're cooking in your crankcase looks done."
(Al's Plumbing) "She keeps running after I turn her off. " "Have you tried jiggling the handle?"
"My car is approaching the law of diminishing returs." "You mean it's no worth repairing anymore? "No. I mean the number of times it returns home on its own power is diminishing."