 (Why Timid Families Shouldn't Pick Border Collies as Household Pets) "I have to go to the bathroom, Dad." |  "Oh, she makes all sorts of origami designs, but always seems intent on starting with a bird base." |  "I love the haphazard blotches, random patterns, and unexpected results of using watercolors. It's all the stuff I got with my computer but didn't want." |