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 "I don't know about your oil, but the goulash you're cooking in your crankcase looks done." |  (Al's Plumbing) "She keeps running after I turn her off. " "Have you tried jiggling the handle?" |  "My car is approaching the law of diminishing returs." "You mean it's no worth repairing anymore? "No. I mean the number of times it returns home on its own power is diminishing." |  "Did you see the spoiler on this car, sir?" "Yes I just found it |
 "But Batman, think of the fuel economy." "I still miss the Batmobile." |  (The Danger of RV Lowriders) "Hey, I'm pouring cofee back here!" |  "When we got him several years ago he was a Golden Retriever. Now, he's more of a Golden Recliner." |  "Shoot, that ain't nothin', watch this - Roll over, Rusty. C'mon, roll over! Roll over!" |