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(Al's Plumbing) "She keeps running after I turn her off. " "Have you tried jiggling the handle?"
"My car is approaching the law of diminishing returs." "You mean it's no worth repairing anymore? "No. I mean the number of times it returns home on its own power is diminishing."
"Did you see the spoiler on this car, sir?" "Yes I just found it
"But Batman, think of the fuel economy." "I still miss the Batmobile."
(The Danger of RV Lowriders) "Hey, I'm pouring cofee back here!"
"When we got him several years ago he was a Golden Retriever. Now, he's more of a Golden Recliner."
(Darryl's Art Supply. All Oil paints are trans-fat free.)
"If it really bothers you I'll go back to using the brushes."