 "Other than this little glitch with the landscape view , I really love my iPhone." |  "Okay, a patient is admitted with a comatose Blackberry, a beeping pager, and a failing iPod - what do you do?! Think! Think!" |  "It's a fully furnished 3 bedroom house that's designed to fit perfectly over your iPod." |  "No that's not the icon for Excel, it's the icon for Excuse, the database of reasons why you haven't learned the other programs in Office." |