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 "This is great! It even comes with a jar of tooth-black for that 'just checked' look." |  (NHL Deliveries) "I don't know who you are, kid, but goalie practice was over 2 hours ago! This is the NHL kid! You can't show up late! Get in here! I'm not through with you!" |  "Hey - at least wait until the puck comes down before you criticize my slap shot." |  "It's beautiful. How much does the hull displace?" "About half a year's salary." |
 "Don't worry. I brought the charts. Now, what are you, Leo or Capricorn?" |  "So, how's a guy from the desert become interested in sailing?" |  "Sure, you can call your own plays, as long as they fire you when we lose." |  (Montana Football) |