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"Take a starboard tack at the next exit."
(Pythagorean Golf - Square Root of 16!)
(Gilligan's Sand Trap) "Skipper, Ginger and I thought this was going to be a 3-hour game! We've been here for over six months!" "Stand clear, Gilligan. Let the professor try the sand wedge he made out of a shell and one of Mr. Howell's swizzle sticks."
"Remember, it's not proper etiquette to immediately talk business on a golf outing. Wait until at least the 6th hole to bring up the pool toy account."
"Come on David, quit whining. You knew we enact stif penalties for rule infractions at this club."
"This is great! It even comes with a jar of tooth-black for that 'just checked' look."
(Great Cricket Rivalries: Sussex vs. Kent for the Last Parking Space at the Wicket 'N Bails Pub.)
"What kind of line do I use when I go fishing? Usually, 'I'm only doinf this to save money on our food budget, honey.'"