 "Take a starboard tack at the next exit." |  (Pythagorean Golf - Square Root of 16!) |  (Gilligan's Sand Trap) "Skipper, Ginger and I thought this was going to be a 3-hour game! We've been here for over six months!" "Stand clear, Gilligan. Let the professor try the sand wedge he made out of a shell and one of Mr. Howell's swizzle sticks." |  "Remember, it's not proper etiquette to immediately talk business on a golf outing. Wait until at least the 6th hole to bring up the pool toy account." |