 (Great Cricket Rivalries: Sussex vs. Kent for the Last Parking Space at the Wicket 'N Bails Pub.) |  "What kind of line do I use when I go fishing? Usually, 'I'm only doinf this to save money on our food budget, honey.'" |  "Someone should tell Phil he's sauteing three of my lures in that pan of onions and garlic." |  "Because he was the only one open, that's why." |