 "There's a slight crack in your frame, but it's hard to tell what caused it - stress, proximity to water, or a combination of both." |  (Philip Nye-Cycle Chiropractor) "I can feel tension and fatigue in the handlebars. Let's get it on the couch and I'll manipulate the frame until the wheels are aligned." |  "Hold up. I think we're lost. Anybody got a compass?"" "Aha. And they laughed when I packed drafting equipment." |  "That's right, Kevin, it's a fair ball ... coming right your way. Hang up Kevin! Kevin - hang up and put your glove on!" |