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(Great Cricket Rivalries: Sussex vs. Kent for the Last Parking Space at the Wicket 'N Bails Pub.)
"What kind of line do I use when I go fishing? Usually, 'I'm only doinf this to save money on our food budget, honey.'"
"Someone should tell Phil he's sauteing three of my lures in that pan of onions and garlic."
"Because he was the only one open, that's why."
"Not the most accurate kicker we've ever had, but definitely the strongest."
"There's a slight crack in your frame, but it's hard to tell what caused it - stress, proximity to water, or a combination of both."
(Philip Nye-Cycle Chiropractor) "I can feel tension and fatigue in the handlebars. Let's get it on the couch and I'll manipulate the frame until the wheels are aligned."
"Hold up. I think we're lost. Anybody got a compass?"" "Aha. And they laughed when I packed drafting equipment."