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 (Montana Football) |  "This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quarterback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still |  "I birdied the 5th, 6th and 10th holes. Unfortunately it was while I was playing the 3rd, 7th and 12th hole." |  "My golf teacher is also a psychiatrist. I still play as badly as I always have, but now I blame my mother and father for it." |
 "Betty, you're not going to embarrass me at the club by wearing that hat, are you?" |  "Someone's got to break it to Mr. Swanzy that his son is just too young to play third base." |  "Just how much do you think you can embarrass me? If you think I'm going to the basketball game with you wearing those ridiculous socks, you are sadly mistaken." |  "I'm sure it does help you control the ball, but I'd still like to do some non-peanut butter dribbling exercises." |