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 "Apparently, what happens is, they try to push a tree over. When they find out they can't, they go running off in frustration." |  "My body type? I'm an 'M.' But I'd like to get down to an 'N,' maybe an 'H.'" |  "This read out shows your heart rate, blood pressure, bone density, skin hydration, plaque buildup, liver function and expected lifetime." |  "Organic gardening's become a way of life for us. I'll tell you more about it once Tom's finished aerating the soil." |
 "The seeds fell out of Walt's pocket six years ago and since then every August we just sit somewhere else." |  (That should do it. - Something - Not Sure - Wait and See - Delph, maybe - Who Knows?) |  "Aside from a little beginner's confusion, I've done very well with my bulbs." |  "The next time you order flowering bulbs, I suggest you have them express mailed." |