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 "This read out shows your heart rate, blood pressure, bone density, skin hydration, plaque buildup, liver function and expected lifetime." |  "The pH level in the soil seems a bit high." |  "That's very nice of you, dear. But I really don't think just one beetle in the garden will do much damage." |  "Aside from a little beginner's confusion, I've done very well with my bulbs." |
 "The next time you order flowering bulbs, I suggest you have them express mailed." |  "Use less powder. Your planting them too deep." |  "That's the last time I buy flowering bulbs from a circus clown." |  "If it's all the same to you, I'd just as soon you hand me the bulbs for planting." |