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 "I am following the schedule! Today I skipped the rope, then I skipped the weights, then I skipped the crunches." |  "I do most of my lunging at the 70% off table at Neiman Marcus." |  "I'm not sure I can live up to my workout clothes." |  "No, Dave isn't big on exercise. About once every three years we take him to the doctor's and have his pores surgically opened." |
 (Easy At Home Exercise Routines: The ironing board Nordic Toner, The dishwasher back row, The relish jar grip enhancer, Kitchen phone overhead pull.) |  "If I'm supposed to be so over the hill, how come it feels like I'm still going up one?" |  (Before Leaping Tall Buildings In A Single Bound, Superman Always Made Sure To Do Adequate Stretching Exercises.) |  "Okay, you've got the breathing down, but wouldn't you be more comfortable in a different workout suit?" |