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 "Yes, I think I can consider myself a published poet. I submitted all of my personal ads in the form of Haiku". |  "Okay, ma'am, I'm going to ask you to walk a straight line; then I'm going to ask you to bisect that line with a perpendicular line that slopes to the equation y = 3x + 5." |  "I'm tired of everyone pulling my strings." |  "It's just like the regular stew only it's got some bits of matter in it we can't identify." |
 (Canine SAT Exam - Stay! Sit! Bad!) |  "So, how long have you been in Ghana studying the apes?" |  "What exactly are we saying here?" |  "Okay, let's get into something a little more theoretical." (Good Dog, Bad Dog.) |