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 "This next poem is called, 'Never Try To Milk A Bull.'" |  "I appreciate the poetry of Lewis Carroll's 'Jabberwocky' too. But could you not call the Offensive End a 'frumious Bandersnatch' every time he makes a touchdown? |  "Yes, I think I can consider myself a published poet. I submitted all of my personal ads in the form of Haiku". |  "Okay, ma'am, I'm going to ask you to walk a straight line; then I'm going to ask you to bisect that line with a perpendicular line that slopes to the equation y = 3x + 5." |
 "I'm tired of everyone pulling my strings." |  (Corporate Anthropologists) "Okay, the group's being approached by a mature brownnose." |  "I've lived among them my entire life, and I can tell you, 'fetch,' 'roll over,' 'sit,' 'stay,' and 'bad dog,' is the extent of their vocabulary." |  "So, how long have you been in Ghana studying the apes?" |