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 "You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say, can and will, be used against you." "Hey you guys, shut up! Listen to the way Hensen does this it's beautiful." |  "This next poem is called, 'Never Try To Milk A Bull.'" |  "I appreciate the poetry of Lewis Carroll's 'Jabberwocky' too. But could you not call the Offensive End a 'frumious Bandersnatch' every time he makes a touchdown? |  "Yes, I think I can consider myself a published poet. I submitted all of my personal ads in the form of Haiku". |
 "Okay, ma'am, I'm going to ask you to walk a straight line; then I'm going to ask you to bisect that line with a perpendicular line that slopes to the equation y = 3x + 5." |  "He ran some linear equations, threw in a few theorems, and before I knew it I was buying rust proofing." |  (Corporate Anthropologists) "Okay, the group's being approached by a mature brownnose." |  "I've lived among them my entire life, and I can tell you, 'fetch,' 'roll over,' 'sit,' 'stay,' and 'bad dog,' is the extent of their vocabulary." |