 "So, how did our first-stage financing go today?" |  "The investors liked our business plan - particularly the in-depth assessment of our competition, which is who they've decided to invest with." |  "The next time we get an additional round of funding, don't say anything. You're lucky I convinced them 'Ka-Ching, Ka-Ching!' was Swahili for Thank you, Thank you!" |  "If we cut our dividend, reduce inventory and time travel to the 13th century, we should be able to last another year." |