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 "We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre." |  "This option in the pension is a little tricky. You can start collecting benefits when you're 58 years old, as long as you look 58 years old." |  "According to our lump sum pension payout plan, you're eligible to take anything from the first three shelves." |  "So, how did our first-stage financing go today?" |
 "The investors liked our business plan - particularly the in-depth assessment of our competition, which is who they've decided to invest with." |  "The next time we get an additional round of funding, don't say anything. You're lucky I convinced them 'Ka-Ching, Ka-Ching!' was Swahili for Thank you, Thank you!" |  "If we cut our dividend, reduce inventory and time travel to the 13th century, we should be able to last another year." |  "I like the numbers on this company. They show a very impressive acquittal to conviction ratio." |