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 "I assume you'll appreciate the entrepreneurial spirit behind our accounting methods." |  "I take it your stocks are still trading high on the 'yawn' index." |  "Looks like the market's about to take a downturn." |  "That reminds me. I have to figure out how to save for retirement and send these two to college." |
 "You may want to talk to Phil - he's one of our more aggressive financial planners." |  "Hey Luke- I was just thinking - why don't we try investing some of the stolen loot in some mutual funds, bonds, maybe check out some international fund, or real estate |  "I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen." |  "Perhaps you'd like to buy these magic beans, or this charm that will give you good luck, or this stock that promises a 200% return on your investment in less than 18 months." |