Education Cartoons

"What's the algebraic formula for calculating interest on $1,000 compounded over 18 months earning 7 percent interest with an incredible lucky streak at the dog track?"

Ronny Had The Speed But Not The Knowledge Of Graphing Quadratic Equations To Play Really Great Football

"I always get a good night's sleep before a test so I'm relaxed and alert the next morning. Then I grab my pen, eat a banana and I'm on my way."

ACT Overload - "We can't eat pizza until Lamar determines the relationship of the 3 small wedges to the 2 larger ones."

"Along with "Antimatter" and "Dark Matter", we've recently discovered the existence of "Doesn't Matter", which seems to have no effect on the universe whatsoever.

"Can anyone tell me,if I'm eating from the endocrine system, or the nervous system? I always get the two mixed up."

"Visionary architect or rotten mathematician, the jury's still out."

"It's a football/math program. We're tackling multiplication, going long for division, and punting fractions."

"This afternoon I want everyone to go online and research Native American culture, history of the old west, and discount airfares air fares to Hawaii for the weeks I'll be away."

"I hate when my English teacher referees a soccer match. She gives red cards for 'bad language', and 'poor grammar.'"