Education Cartoons

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"Stuart would you like to come up and rap some Tennyson for us?"

"This next poem is called, 'Never Try To Milk A Bull.'"

"He ran some linear equations, threw in a few theorems, and before I knew it I was buying rust proofing."

"I've lived among them my entire life, and I can tell you, 'fetch,' 'roll over,' 'sit,' 'stay,' and 'bad dog,' is the extent of their vocabulary."

"What exactly are we saying here?"

"You know, Socrates said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living,' however, in your case, Edwin, it might be a blessing."

"David's using algebra to calculate the tip. Barbara - would you mind being a fractional exponent?"

(Corporate Anthropologists) "Okay, the group's being approached by a mature brownnose."

"So, how long have you been in Ghana studying the apes?"