Education Cartoons

(Existential Pizza) "It's called that because we feel that people are entirely free and therefore responsible for what they make of themselves and for themselves. Now, do you still want the double anchovy with the fried mozzarella strips?"

"I'm tired of everyone pulling my strings."

(Poetry Repairman) "Yeah, I think I can fix this. Look in that toolbox and hand me a 3/16 dactylic hexameter."

"I've lived among them my entire life, and I can tell you, 'fetch,' 'roll over,' 'sit,' 'stay,' and 'bad dog,' is the extent of their vocabulary."

"What exactly are we saying here?"

"You know, Socrates said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living,' however, in your case, Edwin, it might be a blessing."

"David's using algebra to calculate the tip. Barbara - would you mind being a fractional exponent?"

(Corporate Anthropologists) "Okay, the group's being approached by a mature brownnose."

"So, how long have you been in Ghana studying the apes?"

"Okay, let's get into something a little more theoretical." (Good Dog, Bad Dog.)