Education Cartoons

(Spelling Bee Ball Had Little Influence On The Game We Know Today.)

"Okay, ma'am, I'm going to ask you to walk a straight line; then I'm going to ask you to bisect that line with a perpendicular line that slopes to the equation y = 3x + 5."

"The ancient philosophy of skepticism is particularly helpful when confronted with bacon on sale."

(Canine SAT Exam - Stay! Sit! Bad!)

"Stuart would you like to come up and rap some Tennyson for us?"

"This next poem is called, 'Never Try To Milk A Bull.'"

"Yes, I think I can consider myself a published poet. I submitted all of my personal ads in the form of Haiku".

(Existential Pizza) "It's called that because we feel that people are entirely free and therefore responsible for what they make of themselves and for themselves. Now, do you still want the double anchovy with the fried mozzarella strips?"

"I'm tired of everyone pulling my strings."

(Poetry Repairman) "Yeah, I think I can fix this. Look in that toolbox and hand me a 3/16 dactylic hexameter."