Education Cartoons

(Spelling Bee Ball Had Little Influence On The Game We Know Today.)

(Canine SAT Exam - Stay! Sit! Bad!)

"Stuart would you like to come up and rap some Tennyson for us?"

"This next poem is called, 'Never Try To Milk A Bull.'"

"Yes, I think I can consider myself a published poet. I submitted all of my personal ads in the form of Haiku".

(Existential Pizza) "It's called that because we feel that people are entirely free and therefore responsible for what they make of themselves and for themselves. Now, do you still want the double anchovy with the fried mozzarella strips?"

"I'm tired of everyone pulling my strings."

(Poetry Repairman) "Yeah, I think I can fix this. Look in that toolbox and hand me a 3/16 dactylic hexameter."

(Tragically, Doug had just completed the vocabulary portion of his SAT exam before setting sail that day.) "Anyone here know what ameliorate means?"

"You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say, can and will, be used against you." "Hey you guys, shut up! Listen to the way Hensen does this it's beautiful."