History Cartoons

(The Reformation Began In The 16th Century After Martin Luther Nailed His 95 Theses On The Door Of The Palast Church In Wittenberg Germany) (95 Theses are nailed to the door. 95 Theses are there. If one of these Theses should happen to fall, 94 Theses are nailed to the wall. 94 Theses are nailed to the door, 94 Theses are there. If one of these...)

(1920's -Prohibition & Bathtub Gin) "You rinsed out the bathtub before making the gin, didn't you?" "Why would I do that?"

"Excuse me, Prime Minister Chamberlain. It appears Germany has just invaded Poland. Perhaps you'd like to read the official notice while I finish framing the Munich Agreement for you."

(By virtue of a single word, did Eleanor inspire FDR to create the New Deal.) "Gin!"

"Remember everyone, we're re-enacting the Battle of Chickamauga. Using your cell phones would be totally inappropriate! The Union soldiers would never get service this far south."

(James Madison and the War of 1812) "Gentlemen, the British have restrained our trade routes, conscripted our sailors into their navy, and now they're supporting the Indians against our settlers in the west. There's clearly only one course of action... Invade Canada!"

(Sacagawea Offered a Unique Contribution to the Lewis and Clark Expedition. - Why is it so hard for men to ask for directions?!)

"Guard! Order those people to stop talking! We're trying to write the First Amendment up here!"

"Obviously they know we're home now, thanks to Running Elk's decision to STAND UP!! Alright, we'll have one quick cup of coffee and send them on their way."

"And believe it or not, children, some of your ancestors could be related to this fellow right here."