History Cartoons

(Sacagawea Offered a Unique Contribution to the Lewis and Clark Expedition. - Why is it so hard for men to ask for directions?!)
"Guard! Order those people to stop talking! We're trying to write the First Amendment up here!"
"Obviously they know we're home now, thanks to Running Elk's decision to STAND UP!! Alright, we'll have one quick cup of coffee and send them on their way."
"And believe it or not, children, some of your ancestors could be related to this fellow right here."
(1954 - Elvis Presley invents his swivel hip dancing style as a direct result of his wardrobe person leaving the iron on his pants zipper too long) "Ho, Mama."
(George Washington: Father of the Country and first US President. Originator of the White House Cabinet; established Congress's right to tax US citizens and re-wrote existing boating regulations to increase the number of people allowable in a row boat from 5 to 12.)
(One of the great battles of the Civil War ... The Battle of Ft. Stuckey)
(After Several Tankards, Delegates to The Constitutional Convention Discuss the Separation of Powers) "Okay, the judiciary shall have the power of flight but not invisibility, which shall belong to the executive branch; and the legislative shall have the power to read minds and shape shift during a full moon."
(While studying at Brienne, Napoleon becomes greatly influenced by the life and politics of Caesar, and vows that some day, he too, will have a salad named after him.)
(The Reformation Began In The 16th Century After Martin Luther Nailed His 95 Theses On The Door Of The Palast Church In Wittenberg Germany) (95 Theses are nailed to the door. 95 Theses are there. If one of these Theses should happen to fall, 94 Theses are nailed to the wall. 94 Theses are nailed to the door, 94 Theses are there. If one of these...)
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