History Cartoons

(In ancient Egypt, only noblemen drove horse drawn chariots. Farmers were forced to use more plentiful animals.)

"Mr. President, the Confederate army is missing in Virginia, several more of our officers have defected to the South, oh, and bad news - Mrs. Lincoln's redesigned tea service won't be here until Friday."

(Lesser known gods of ancient Egypt - Cheers - God of Hangovers - You and your buddies fermenting barley again? - Anorex - God of Dieting - Does this Kalasirius make me look fat? - Hilarius - God of Stand-Up Comedy - C'mon folks. My cousin the embalmer gets more laughs than this.)

(Popular Civil War Eatery - Hard Tack Cafe)

"Well, that was just terrific! We pull up to shore, announce that we're Minoans bearing the framework for civilization, and you start eating hummus with your fingers."

"It's the crew Captain Columbus -they want to know what our flat world contingency plan is."