History Cartoons

"I'm just saying, if we're able to make all these advancements in engineering, architecture, and the sciences, you'd think someone would find a way of putting pockets in a tunic."

"Remember, he's known as the "Catfish King," but never call him that to his face."

("Stonewall" Jackson - Confederate general who led his troops to victory at Bull Run. - "Beast" Butler - Union Army general who held the occupation of Baltimore and New Orleans. - "Sneeze shield" Polk - Union general victorious at The Battle at Cracker Barrel's Salad Bar.)

(At the Embalmers' Workshop) "Wait a minute - if this jar's supposed to hold the body's liver, what's your lunch doing in it?"

"Okay, we've invented democracy, philosophy, and astrology. Now, Hilladius, you're working on something called pole dancing ...?"

"It's the crew Captain Columbus -they want to know what our flat world contingency plan is."