History Cartoons
(Lesser known gods of ancient Egypt - Cheers - God of Hangovers - You and your buddies fermenting barley again? - Anorex - God of Dieting - Does this Kalasirius make me look fat? - Hilarius - God of Stand-Up Comedy - C'mon folks. My cousin the embalmer gets more laughs than this.)
(Popular Civil War Eatery - Hard Tack Cafe)
"Well, that was just terrific! We pull up to shore, announce that we're Minoans bearing the framework for civilization, and you start eating hummus with your fingers."
(Extra Virgin Olive Oil: Ancient Attempts) "Okay bring in the extra virgin."
"Living on the Nile is wonderful. It brings us water, it brings us mud for bricks, it brings us fish, it brings us green pastures ..."
"It's the crew Captain Columbus -they want to know what our flat world contingency plan is."