History Cartoons

(One of the great battles of the Civil War ... The Battle of Ft. Stuckey)

(After Several Tankards, Delegates to The Constitutional Convention Discuss the Separation of Powers) "Okay, the judiciary shall have the power of flight but not invisibility, which shall belong to the executive branch; and the legislative shall have the power to read minds and shape shift during a full moon."

"Living on the Nile is wonderful. It brings us water, it brings us mud for bricks, it brings us fish, it brings us green pastures ..."

"I'm just saying, if we're able to make all these advancements in engineering, architecture, and the sciences, you'd think someone would find a way of putting pockets in a tunic."

"Remember, he's known as the "Catfish King," but never call him that to his face."

("Stonewall" Jackson - Confederate general who led his troops to victory at Bull Run. - "Beast" Butler - Union Army general who held the occupation of Baltimore and New Orleans. - "Sneeze shield" Polk - Union general victorious at The Battle at Cracker Barrel's Salad Bar.)

(At the Embalmers' Workshop) "Wait a minute - if this jar's supposed to hold the body's liver, what's your lunch doing in it?"

"Okay, we've invented democracy, philosophy, and astrology. Now, Hilladius, you're working on something called pole dancing ...?"

(At Home With Zeus) "You know I wish you'd be more careful about where you leave these things laying around!"

(In ancient Egypt, only noblemen drove horse drawn chariots. Farmers were forced to use more plentiful animals.)