History Cartoons

(1954 - Elvis Presley invents his swivel hip dancing style as a direct result of his wardrobe person leaving the iron on his pants zipper too long) "Ho, Mama."

(George Washington: Father of the Country and first US President. Originator of the White House Cabinet; established Congress's right to tax US citizens and re-wrote existing boating regulations to increase the number of people allowable in a row boat from 5 to 12.)

(Extra Virgin Olive Oil: Ancient Attempts) "Okay bring in the extra virgin."

"Living on the Nile is wonderful. It brings us water, it brings us mud for bricks, it brings us fish, it brings us green pastures ..."

"I'm just saying, if we're able to make all these advancements in engineering, architecture, and the sciences, you'd think someone would find a way of putting pockets in a tunic."

"Remember, he's known as the "Catfish King," but never call him that to his face."

("Stonewall" Jackson - Confederate general who led his troops to victory at Bull Run. - "Beast" Butler - Union Army general who held the occupation of Baltimore and New Orleans. - "Sneeze shield" Polk - Union general victorious at The Battle at Cracker Barrel's Salad Bar.)

(At the Embalmers' Workshop) "Wait a minute - if this jar's supposed to hold the body's liver, what's your lunch doing in it?"

"Okay, we've invented democracy, philosophy, and astrology. Now, Hilladius, you're working on something called pole dancing ...?"

(At Home With Zeus) "You know I wish you'd be more careful about where you leave these things laying around!"