History Cartoons

(The Reformation Began In The 16th Century After Martin Luther Nailed His 95 Theses On The Door Of The Palast Church In Wittenberg Germany) (95 Theses are nailed to the door. 95 Theses are there. If one of these Theses should happen to fall, 94 Theses are nailed to the wall. 94 Theses are nailed to the door, 94 Theses are there. If one of these...)

(1920's -Prohibition & Bathtub Gin) "You rinsed out the bathtub before making the gin, didn't you?" "Why would I do that?"

("Stonewall" Jackson - Confederate general who led his troops to victory at Bull Run. - "Beast" Butler - Union Army general who held the occupation of Baltimore and New Orleans. - "Sneeze shield" Polk - Union general victorious at The Battle at Cracker Barrel's Salad Bar.)

(At the Embalmers' Workshop) "Wait a minute - if this jar's supposed to hold the body's liver, what's your lunch doing in it?"

"Okay, we've invented democracy, philosophy, and astrology. Now, Hilladius, you're working on something called pole dancing ...?"

(At Home With Zeus) "You know I wish you'd be more careful about where you leave these things laying around!"

(In ancient Egypt, only noblemen drove horse drawn chariots. Farmers were forced to use more plentiful animals.)

"Mr. President, the Confederate army is missing in Virginia, several more of our officers have defected to the South, oh, and bad news - Mrs. Lincoln's redesigned tea service won't be here until Friday."

(Lesser known gods of ancient Egypt - Cheers - God of Hangovers - You and your buddies fermenting barley again? - Anorex - God of Dieting - Does this Kalasirius make me look fat? - Hilarius - God of Stand-Up Comedy - C'mon folks. My cousin the embalmer gets more laughs than this.)

(Popular Civil War Eatery - Hard Tack Cafe)