Food & Drink Cartoons

"I think my family's finally accepted my new way of cooking. I've eliminated all of the gluten, some of the fat, and most of the sarcasm."

"The problem with wine tastings is you're not supposed to swallow, and Clifford refuses to spit. Fortunately he studied rumpet with Dizzy Gillespie."

"I'm pretty sure you're supposed to just smell the cork."

"Well, I'm enough of a wine expert to know that if the boat were sinking, there'd be several cases of this Bordeaux that would go into a lifeboat before you would."

"Quit moping. You won first place in the meatloaf category, and hat's good. I'm the only one who knows it was a carrot cake you entered."

"I switched to a macrobiotic lifestyle to regain a more harmonious balance of mind, body, and buffet line."

"I'm having my ornithology club over for brunch, and I thought I'd put out a buffet."

"For the last time - pregnant vegetarians do NOT give birth to Cabbage Patch dolls!"

(Solar Grilling) "Burgers ready in six hours."

""What a wonderful swirled icing effect. How ever did you do it?"