Food & Drink Cartoons

"Brother Dom Perignon, everyone really enjoys your sparkling mayonnaise and blanc de turnip soup, but could there not be something else you could make with these grapes?"

"You don't have to tell me the kitchen's a spiritual center of the house. God knows I pray for a good matzoh kugel every Passover."

"Quit moping. You won first place in the meatloaf category, and hat's good. I'm the only one who knows it was a carrot cake you entered."

"I switched to a macrobiotic lifestyle to regain a more harmonious balance of mind, body, and buffet line."

"I'm having my ornithology club over for brunch, and I thought I'd put out a buffet."

"For the last time - pregnant vegetarians do NOT give birth to Cabbage Patch dolls!"

(Solar Grilling) "Burgers ready in six hours."

""What a wonderful swirled icing effect. How ever did you do it?"

"Do I like arugula? I love arugula!! Some of the best beaches in the world are there."

"The guests are getting hungry. You'd better pushover another garbage dumpster."