Food & Drink Cartoons

"Today we celebrate Passover, which commemorates a long journey, and considering how far I had to travel for a good roast of veal, seems most appropriate."

"You can clean up before company arrives, but use the shower, not the bath - I'm marinating the steaks."

"After this long list of additives it lists the expiration date. Does that pertain to the product or the person who eats it?"

"Why do I sense you're upset? Because you're piping that cake with hand grenades instead of rosettes."

"I was going to do a basket weave, but I know the bride and I think a chain link fence would be more appropriate."

"Oooo, what's in here? Is that sun-dried eye of newt? How gourmet!"

"Brother Dom Perignon, everyone really enjoys your sparkling mayonnaise and blanc de turnip soup, but could there not be something else you could make with these grapes?"

"You don't have to tell me the kitchen's a spiritual center of the house. God knows I pray for a good matzoh kugel every Passover."

"Quit moping. You won first place in the meatloaf category, and hat's good. I'm the only one who knows it was a carrot cake you entered."

"I switched to a macrobiotic lifestyle to regain a more harmonious balance of mind, body, and buffet line."