Food & Drink Cartoons

"Quit moping. You won first place in the meatloaf category, and hat's good. I'm the only one who knows it was a carrot cake you entered."

"I switched to a macrobiotic lifestyle to regain a more harmonious balance of mind, body, and buffet line."

"I'm having my ornithology club over for brunch, and I thought I'd put out a buffet."

"For the last time - pregnant vegetarians do NOT give birth to Cabbage Patch dolls!"

(Solar Grilling) "Burgers ready in six hours."

""What a wonderful swirled icing effect. How ever did you do it?"

"Do I like arugula? I love arugula!! Some of the best beaches in the world are there."

"The guests are getting hungry. You'd better pushover another garbage dumpster."

"Today we celebrate Passover, which commemorates a long journey, and considering how far I had to travel for a good roast of veal, seems most appropriate."

"You can clean up before company arrives, but use the shower, not the bath - I'm marinating the steaks."