Food & Drink Cartoons

(Successful Beer Making Essentials -barley, Hops, Malt, Water, Yeast, Drinking Buddy)

"I said, I don't know why we need a food dehydrator when we already own a clothes dryer!"

"Jimmy! Guy out here is asking for an 'All The Money In Your Register'. Is that with gin or vodka?"

"I had the flu when I made up that barbecue sauce. The tang comes from a few squirts of nasal decongestant."

"Douglas, it's time we talked about this beer paraphernalia hobby of yours."

"...and here's what we canned from the garden this year. Beets, carrots, cucumbers...oh, there's that glove I couldn't find."

"I know it tastes a little odd. Let's just say you should store your bundt cake in a cool dry place. OTHER than your husband's cigar humidor."

"The kids mixed up the canning labels with the photo album labels. Just hand me a jar of Aunt Thelma so I can finish this pie before Peaches and Pickles get here."

"Jekyll, old man - I think you've made my wife's drink a bit too strong."

"This is a wonderful rub. We use it on everything - fish, chicken, calluses ..."