Games & Hobbies Cartoons

"Look at that craftsmanship. Notice the patina. It's already three years old. In the computer industry, that makes it a genuine antique."

"Honey! I think the angelfish have outgrown the neon tetras!"

"Gee, Mark - look at this pot. It's obviously quite old, but in wonderful condition…"

"On the other hand, he could be a fourth for bridge."

"Betty - don't you dare use this as an excuse to lose concentration!"

"I thought she was counting tricks too, until she started snoring."

"If it's any consolation, you hemmed the length on this leg perfectly."

"Can't you wait until after the reception to examine the stitching?"

"Sorry, counselor. You can 'check', 'fold', 'call', 'bet', or 'raise'. You can't 'sue'."

"Add some interest to the shot by putting the partridge in the foreground."