Games & Hobbies Cartoons

"Add some interest to the shot by putting the partridge in the foreground."

"If I'm not gaining weight then why does this digital image take up 3MB more memory than a comparable one taken six months ago?"

"By the way, I quilted this hood myself." "Stop it! You didn't! What is that, a blanket stitch?"

"Maybe a shower curtain wasn't the best thing to try and make into an evening dress."

"So how old were you when you realized that metallic thread didn't come from steel wool?"

(After 9 years of dating a word search fanatic, Darlene creates her own word search puzzle) "How are you doing? Are you getting' any of these?"

"And how many times has this happened to you? You land in a nice secluded spot, get out to take a picture, and a couple of yahoos in a pickup truck wander into frame?"

(In his later years Patrick Henry was known to take his crossword puzzles very seriously.) "Give me 3 down or give me death!" (Give me a break.)

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

"I learned so many new skills making this one. How to knit and to purl, how to ignore the phone when it's ringing, how to pretend I'm listening to people when they're talking to me, how to get the dog to make its own meals ..."