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"And how many times has this happened to you? You land in a nice secluded spot, get out to take a picture, and a couple of yahoos in a pickup truck wander into frame?"

"I see that you're still collecting scraps for your quilting projects."

"If it's any consolation, you hemmed the length on this leg perfectly."

"Can't you wait until after the reception to examine the stitching?"

"Sorry, counselor. You can 'check', 'fold', 'call', 'bet', or 'raise'. You can't 'sue'."

"Add some interest to the shot by putting the partridge in the foreground."

"If I'm not gaining weight then why does this digital image take up 3MB more memory than a comparable one taken six months ago?"

"...and do you promise to love, honor, and always lead the highest card from the short side?"

"You're right - I probably will be the only one on the dirt track circuit to own a carburetor cozy."

"Heck of a comp, Flender."