Games & Hobbies Cartoons

"Maybe a shower curtain wasn't the best thing to try and make into an evening dress."

"So how old were you when you realized that metallic thread didn't come from steel wool?"

(After 9 years of dating a word search fanatic, Darlene creates her own word search puzzle) "How are you doing? Are you getting' any of these?"

"And how many times has this happened to you? You land in a nice secluded spot, get out to take a picture, and a couple of yahoos in a pickup truck wander into frame?"

"I see that you're still collecting scraps for your quilting projects."

"If it's any consolation, you hemmed the length on this leg perfectly."

"Can't you wait until after the reception to examine the stitching?"

"It's a classic Diner endgame - king, rook, salt shaker, mate."

"The object of backgammon is to get all of your checkers on this side of the board without me screaming and tipping your chair into the pool."

"This is probably the rarest coin in my collection. It's the one that stayed in my pocket during a 3-day slot machine competition in Las Vegas."