Games & Hobbies Cartoons

"I learned so many new skills making this one. How to knit and to purl, how to ignore the phone when it's ringing, how to pretend I'm listening to people when they're talking to me, how to get the dog to make its own meals ..."

"First of all, I don't think that's a legal discard pile, and secondly, it's starting to make me a nervous wreck."

"It's a classic Diner endgame - king, rook, salt shaker, mate."

"The object of backgammon is to get all of your checkers on this side of the board without me screaming and tipping your chair into the pool."

"This is probably the rarest coin in my collection. It's the one that stayed in my pocket during a 3-day slot machine competition in Las Vegas."

"Okay, everybody! Hold your breath! Hold your breath!"

"No need to unjumble the words Mr. Coff. Just recite the letters."

"...and do you promise to love, honor, and always lead the highest card from the short side?"

"You're right - I probably will be the only one on the dirt track circuit to own a carburetor cozy."

"Heck of a comp, Flender."