Games & Hobbies Cartoons

"...and do you promise to love, honor, and always lead the highest card from the short side?"

"You're right - I probably will be the only one on the dirt track circuit to own a carburetor cozy."

"Heck of a comp, Flender."

"That's right! A 1943 bronze cent in a pair of penny-loafers. Denise is checking it out now."

"Doubling the cube is known as a 'beaver,' or a 'raccoon.' What you're doing is known as a 'chicken,' or a 'dodo,' or a 'donkey,' or a ... "

(In his later years Patrick Henry was known to take his crossword puzzles very seriously.) "Give me 3 down or give me death!" (Give me a break.)

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

"I learned so many new skills making this one. How to knit and to purl, how to ignore the phone when it's ringing, how to pretend I'm listening to people when they're talking to me, how to get the dog to make its own meals ..."

"First of all, I don't think that's a legal discard pile, and secondly, it's starting to make me a nervous wreck."

"It's a classic Diner endgame - king, rook, salt shaker, mate."