Job Cartoons

"I love the way this program justifies the text in my resume. Now if I can just get it to justify my asking salary."

"The next part of your employment test is designed to determine your sense of humor."

"I checked the references for Ms. Snow White. While one seemed quite happy, the others were just bashful, gumpy, or out and out dopey."

"I wonder if you'd care to explain the rather large gap in your employment history, Mr. Gulliver?"

"Other than that, what would you say are your special skills and competencies?"

"Do you think I'm padding my resume by including work experience revealed in my Past Life Regression Therapy?"

"Our indirect pay package includes your choice of company car or company skateboard."

"I'm updating my resume to make me appear more youthful. I'm including a street name. What do you like - "PR-Diddy,' 'JJKool-Data,' or 'Ice-Cubicle?'"

(It Was The One Time Muckridge Regretted Wearing His Save-The-Whales Lapel Pin.) "You've passed the interview, Muckridge. Welcome aboard The

"I have an interview with a law firm. I hope to make an impression."