Job Cartoons

"...faster than a speeding bullet...more powerful than a locomotive...hmm. Oh good, you type!"

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE call-back!"

"Do you think being able to play on a PS2 GameCube, and Xbox simultaneously could be considereda transferable skill?"

"I know he'd be happier in a job he didn't have to take home with him at night."

(Psychic Hotline - Now Hiring) "We don't care where you see yourself in five years, as long as you can see where our clients will be."

(Tarzan Lord of the Dog Groomers.) "The whole jungle thing got too much for me after a while."

"Okay kids, today we'll be working on sock puppets, name plates and glue gun safety."

"According to our lump sum pension payout plan, you're eligible to take anything from the first three shelves."

"This option in the pension is a little tricky. You can start collecting benefits when you're 58 years old, as long as you look 58 years old."

"Don't worry Mr. Brennen. The 'OPEN' sign is on the door. I can see it from here."