Job Cartoons

(Dog Catcher) "So what if you have a Ph.D. in physics? I used to have my own circus act."

(Employment Agency) "There's not a big demand for experienced kings right now. However, I've got an opening for a doorman at a theme-hotel in Las Vegas."

"Well kid, if your resume's as good as your cover letter, you've got a place with this gang."

"I know he'd be happier in a job he didn't have to take home with him at night."

(Psychic Hotline - Now Hiring) "We don't care where you see yourself in five years, as long as you can see where our clients will be."

(Tarzan Lord of the Dog Groomers.) "The whole jungle thing got too much for me after a while."

"Okay kids, today we'll be working on sock puppets, name plates and glue gun safety."

"This option in the pension is a little tricky. You can start collecting benefits when you're 58 years old, as long as you look 58 years old."

"According to our lump sum pension payout plan, you're eligible to take anything from the first three shelves."

"I think I'm finally getting the hang of this accounting system. It's even got a currency conversion function. Want to see how much we lost in rupees?"