Job Cartoons

"Do you think being able to play on a PS2 GameCube, and Xbox simultaneously could be considereda transferable skill?"

(Dear Ms. Heppner, I look forward to my interview for the position of Conservation Coordinator. I think my position on recycling stands on its own merit.)

(Resume - SWM seeks successful corporation for long term relationship.) "My sense is that you're personalizing your resume too much."

(Working Deckside, Freelancer Janine Walker Mistakenly Coats Herself With Writer's Block Instead of Sun Block)

(Dog Catcher) "So what if you have a Ph.D. in physics? I used to have my own circus act."

(Employment Agency) "There's not a big demand for experienced kings right now. However, I've got an opening for a doorman at a theme-hotel in Las Vegas."

"Well kid, if your resume's as good as your cover letter, you've got a place with this gang."

(Doctor Runtlowe Found The Applicant's Cover Letter For Clinical Hypnotist To Be Mesmerizing)

(...although I've been at my present position for over 5 years, I'm ready for a change.)

(Computer Sciences Lab) "I'm sure there will be a good job market when I graduate. I created a virus that will go off that year."