Internet Cartoons

(Dad Adds Multimedia Sound And Graphics To The Traditional Campfire Ghost Story)

Well," heck - all the boy did was launch a search on the Web and up comes Tracy's retainer, your car keys, and my bowling trophy here on a site in Seattle!"

"It's a free starter disk for AOL."

"That's the problem - on Facebook everyone knows you’re a dog."

"I know it's a short profile, but I thought 'King of the Jungle' sort of said it all."

"I know Facebook is great and you want to be a part of it. But your'e my mom -you can't be my friend."

"It worked, honey!. I'm connected to the network!"

"Hang on! I keep entering a search for 'squishy red orb next to the lungs,' and this dumb browser keeps taking me to sites for rubber balls, Silly Putty, and chew toys."

"This afternoon I want everyone to go online and research Native American culture, history of the old west, and discount airfares air fares to Hawaii for the weeks I'll be away."

(Crypto The Hypnotist) "Well, there's your Web page, Crypto. Designed like you asked. But personally, I think it has too many spinning spirals and blinking lights. ..."