Internet Cartoons

"Hey here's a company that develops short memorable domain names for new businesses. It's listed as www.Company That Develops Short MemorableDomain Name Ffo Nnew Businesses.com"

"I'm sorry but 'Arf, Bark and Woof' are already registered domain names. How about 'Oink, Quack, or Moo'?'"

"It all started when I began surfing the web for 'Baked Alaska' and frozen custards."

"Awww, cool - a Web Cam! You should point it at something interesting to watch. The fish bowl! The fish bowl!"

(Gil Halfass DMD) "Good news honey! No one's registered our last name as a domain name yet! Hellooo -Haffassoralsurgery.com!"

"Well that's typical. Ever since I started teleconferencing with my parents, my mother keeps looking for a toolbar function that brushes the hair off my forehead."

"You want to know why I'm mad? I suggest you download my latest novel called, 'Why an Obsessive Control-Freak Husband Should Never Pick Out Bathroom Tile Without Asking His Wife First.'"

"I think you're just jealous that I found a community of people online that worship the yam as I do, and you haven't."

(HANK ORDERS IDEAS FOR HIS MYSTERY/HORROR NOVEL) "Well Shoot! This isn't a case of the willies, this is a case of the heebee jeebee's!"

"You can stop looking for cat. According to a Google search, he's in the basement behind the dryer."