Internet Cartoons

"I'm sorry but 'Arf, Bark and Woof' are already registered domain names. How about 'Oink, Quack, or Moo'?'"

"It all started when I began surfing the web for 'Baked Alaska' and frozen custards."

"Hey here's a company that develops short memorable domain names for new businesses. It's listed as www.Company That Develops Short MemorableDomain Name Ffo Nnew Businesses.com"

"Well that's typical. Ever since I started teleconferencing with my parents, my mother keeps looking for a toolbar function that brushes the hair off my forehead."

"Awww, cool - a Web Cam! You should point it at something interesting to watch. The fish bowl! The fish bowl!"

(Gil Halfass DMD) "Good news honey! No one's registered our last name as a domain name yet! Hellooo -Haffassoralsurgery.com!"

(HANK ORDERS IDEAS FOR HIS MYSTERY/HORROR NOVEL) "Well Shoot! This isn't a case of the willies, this is a case of the heebee jeebee's!"

"You can stop looking for cat. According to a Google search, he's in the basement behind the dryer."

"You want to know why I'm mad? I suggest you download my latest novel called, 'Why an Obsessive Control-Freak Husband Should Never Pick Out Bathroom Tile Without Asking His Wife First.'"

"I think you're just jealous that I found a community of people online that worship the yam as I do, and you haven't."