Internet Cartoons

(The Secret Room at Every Internet Service Provider) "I'll be right there. Let me just take care of this user. He's about halfway through a 3 hour download."

"He saw your laptop and wants to know if he can check his email."

"...so if you have a message for someone, you write it on a piec of paper and put it on their refrigerator. It's just until we get our email fixed."

"My God! I've gained 9 pixels!"

(Tarzan - Lord of the Web) "...and then one day it hit Tarzan, Lord of the Jungle - where future in that?"

"Before the Internet, we were only bustin' chops locally. But now, with our Web site, we're bustin' chops all over the world."

"I assume you'll be forward thinking enough to allow .dog as a valid domain name."

(J. Monk Optometrist) "Games are an important part of my Web site. They cause eye strain."

"We're still working out the kinks in our cloud computing environment."

"I've had a lot of experience running nonprofit companies. Back in the 90's I ran several Internet start-up companies."