Software Cartoons

"Mary-Jo, come here quick! Look at this special effect I learned with the new graphics software."

(Fatal Error) "Oh come on. How fatal can it be?"

(Trouble on the Set) "All the software in the world won't make this a great film. Only you can, Rusty. Only you and the guts and determination to be the finest Frisbee catching dog in this dirty little town. Now come on Rusty, it's magic time." "We're losing the light, Dad."

"Well shoot -I know the animation's running a might too fast, but dang if I can find a 'mosey" function anywhere in the toolbox."

(HOW TO INSTALL YOUR SOFTWARE) "Can't I just give you riches or something?"

"Hey - let's put scanned photos of ourselves through the ripple filter and see if we can make ourselves look weird."

"Okay, enlarge the chicken bone by 900 percent and attach it to an email to the museum saying, 'Getting close...send more money.'"

"I told Russel he should data model before we go any further." "May I speak to Kate Moss, please."

"My God! I've gained 9 pixels!"

"Where's the audience track? You know, where I can put in coughs, throat clears and drink orders?"