Software Cartoons

"This program's really helped me learn a new language. It's so buggy I'm constantly talking with overseas service reps."

Why are my Speaker's Notes so large?

"They won't let me through security until I remove the bullets from my Word document."

"No that's not the icon for Excel, it's the icon for Excuse, the database of reasons why you haven't learned the other programs in Office."

(Uber-user Dwayne Grantz chalks up before putting Windows Vista through it's paces.)

(At FEMA, employees often use Excel's custom format function to create formulas for disaster.)

"Okay- looks like the 'Dissolve' transition in my presentation needs adjusting."

"The odd thing is he always insists on using the latest version of Office."

"My spam filter checks the recipient's address, http links, and any writing that panders to postmodern English romanticism with conceits to 20th century graphic narrative."

"I started running 'what if' scenarios on my spreadsheet, like, 'What if I were sick of this dirtwad job and funneled some of the company's money in to an off-shore account?'"