Software Cartoons

"They won't let me through security until I remove the bullets from my Word document."

"No that's not the icon for Excel, it's the icon for Excuse, the database of reasons why you haven't learned the other programs in Office."

"Yes, I know how to query information from the program, but what if I just want to leak it instead?"

"I hate when you bring 'Office' with you on camping trips."

"Are you using that 'clone' tool again?"

"Once I told Mona that Access was an 'argument' based program, she seemed to warm up to it."

"How's it going? You get a handle on that Lasso function yet?"

"This time just for fun let's see what you'd look like with bat ears and squash for a nose."

"It's a horse racing software program. It analyzes my betting history and makes suggestions. Right now it's suggesting I bet on football."