Software Cartoons

"How's the defragmentation coming?"

(So, old Dave's presentations are boring? They're dull, huh? "Add some dynamic content," they said. I'll give you dynamic content...)

"Once I told Mona that Access was an 'argument' based program, she seemed to warm up to it."

"Yes, I know how to query information from the program, but what if I just want to leak it instead?"

"I hate when you bring 'Office' with you on camping trips."

"Are you using that 'clone' tool again?"

"How's it going? You get a handle on that Lasso function yet?"

"This time just for fun let's see what you'd look like with bat ears and squash for a nose."

"It's a horse racing software program. It analyzes my betting history and makes suggestions. Right now it's suggesting I bet on football."