 (By virtue of a single word, did Eleanor inspire FDR to create the New Deal.) "Gin!" |  (George Washington: Father of the Country and first US President. Originator of the White House Cabinet; established Congress's right to tax US citizens and re-wrote existing boating regulations to increase the number of people allowable in a row boat from 5 to 12.) |  (James Madison and the War of 1812) "Gentlemen, the British have restrained our trade routes, conscripted our sailors into their navy, and now they're supporting the Indians against our settlers in the west. There's clearly only one course of action... Invade Canada!" |  (After Several Tankards, Delegates to The Constitutional Convention Discuss the Separation of Powers) "Okay, the judiciary shall have the power of flight but not invisibility, which shall belong to the executive branch; and the legislative shall have the power to read minds and shape shift during a full moon." |