 "Oh, look! Mr. Peepers just picked the very same mutual funds your investment software did." |  "Perhaps you'd like to buy these magic beans, or this charm that will give you good luck, or this stock that promises a 200% return on your investment in less than 18 months." |  "My portfolio's gonna take a hit for this." |  "Of course I could never afford a shoe this size if I weren't collecting rents from a tennis shoe across town and two espadrilles in Florida." |