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 "The first thing you should know about investing online is that when you see the exploding bomb icon appear, it's just your browser crashing - not your portfolio." |  "I'm not sure - I like the mutual funds with rotating dollar signs, although the dancing stocks and bonds look good too." |  (SMASHO) "I'm a market timing investor, Doug. This keeps me sharp." |  "The one thing I've learned about investing is, timing is every |
 "Do I recommend a hedge fund strategy? Let me put it to you this way: I'm a strict Catholic who goes to Temple every Saturday, so 'yes,' I would recommend a hedge fund strategy." |  "I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac." |  "Being Dracula's slave didn't pay much, but Renfield always found extra money to invest." |  "Annuities? Equity Income? Tax-free Municipals? I say we stick the money in the ground like always, and then feed this guy to the sharks." |