 "Here's what I think happened: he was wounded by Schedule A and B; then he was hit by Schedule D, which brought him to his knees. Then, as he was crawling to reach his calculator, he gets it square in the pocketbook by Schedule C, and that's what finally did him in." |  "That? That's schedule LVES-1. We've never had to use it. But, if anyone actually discovers how to grow money on trees, Uncle Sam's got a form to get his fair share of the leaves." |  "And just how long did you think you could keep that pot o'gold at the end of the rainbow a secret from us, Mr. O'Shea?" |  (IRS Service Center - IRS Figures Your Taxes - IRS Figures Your Golfing Handicap - IRS Figures Your Gas Mileage - IRS Figures The Tip On A Dinner For Four, Under $200 Without The Wine.) |