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"That? That's schedule LVES-1. We've never had to use it. But, if anyone actually discovers how to grow money on trees, Uncle Sam's got a form to get his fair share of the leaves."
"And just how long did you think you could keep that pot o'gold at the end of the rainbow a secret from us, Mr. O'Shea?"
(IRS Service Center - IRS Figures Your Taxes - IRS Figures Your Golfing Handicap - IRS Figures Your Gas Mileage - IRS Figures The Tip On A Dinner For Four, Under $200 Without The Wine.)
"Death and taxes are for certain, Mr. Dooley; however, they're not mutually exclusive."
"We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre."
"This option in the pension is a little tricky. You can start collecting benefits when you're 58 years old, as long as you look 58 years old."
"According to our lump sum pension payout plan, you're eligible to take anything from the first three shelves."
"Let your mind go...deeper..."