 "That? That's schedule LVES-1. We've never had to use it. But, if anyone actually discovers how to grow money on trees, Uncle Sam's got a form to get his fair share of the leaves." |  "And just how long did you think you could keep that pot o'gold at the end of the rainbow a secret from us, Mr. O'Shea?" |  (IRS Service Center - IRS Figures Your Taxes - IRS Figures Your Golfing Handicap - IRS Figures Your Gas Mileage - IRS Figures The Tip On A Dinner For Four, Under $200 Without The Wine.) |  "Death and taxes are for certain, Mr. Dooley; however, they're not mutually exclusive." |