 I think I have a pretty good savings plan. I plan to save 15 percent on a Rolex watch this weekend. |  "...and don't tell me I'm not being frugal enough. I hired a man last week to do nothing but clip coupons!" |  "We're trying to save money by buying in bulk. Caviar?" |  "I've always used historical data analysis to rebalance my assets, but lately it's been pretty much hysterical data analysis that I've been working with." |