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 "We've got several hollow tree options to consider. How many nuts were you looking to invest at this time?" |  "We got a hybrid loan. It starts out as a fixed rate loan, converts into an ARM, and if the lender's not satisfied with his return, we host his in-laws every other summer in the basement." |  "The paperwork for your mortgage seems to be in order. Now, if we can tap a vein for your signature we'll be all set." |  "I bought a software program that should help us monitor and control our spending habits, and while I was there, I picked up a few new games, a couple of screen savers, 4 new mousepads, this nifty pullout keyboard cradle |
 Can you explain your loan program again, this time without using the phrase, 'yada,yada,yadda?' " |  "Let's see if we can determine your capacity for assuming risk. Now, how familiar are you with snake handling?" |  "The terms of our refinancing gave us a little extra cash to build an add-on to the back of the house." |  "I'm sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Chuckles, but the only thing you seem qualified for is a balloon loan." |