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 "That's the Harrisons. Never have I seen an investment portfolio start so strong and go south so quickly." |  "Cooked books? Let me just say you could serve this profit and loss statement with a fruity zinfandel and not be out of place." |  "Our goal is to maximize your upside and minimize your downside while we protect our own backside." |  "In attempting to meet quarterly projections, many companies use the Lamaze method of accounting. Breathe, Morris, breathe!" |
 "So Once I add the floating volume rate to my accumulated reserve assets and divide by the annualized ratio, I'll realize a profit. It still looks like a $6 tip on an $85 lunch."
|  "Gentlemen, we stand on the shoulders of accountants." |  "I was looking for an annuity that came with a rate that was fixed, not neutered." |  (Locally grown stocks - Farm fresh CDs - Free range annuities) |