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 "In attempting to meet quarterly projections, many companies use the Lamaze method of accounting. Breathe, Morris, breathe!" |  "So Once I add the floating volume rate to my accumulated reserve assets and divide by the annualized ratio, I'll realize a profit. It still looks like a $6 tip on an $85 lunch."
|  "Gentlemen, we stand on the shoulders of accountants." |  "I was looking for an annuity that came with a rate that was fixed, not neutered." |
 (Locally grown stocks - Farm fresh CDs - Free range annuities) |  "We've got several hollow tree options to consider. How many nuts were you looking to invest at this time?" |  "Oh, her? That's Ms. Lamont, our plan administrator. She's going to help me determine your eligibility in our 401(k) plan." |  "That's the Harrisons. Never have I seen an investment portfolio start so strong and go south so quickly." |